You can email me at I read everything I receive and will do my best to respond quickly. To keep me happy, please read the following:

  1. Read the IFAQ first, but your question probably won't be answered there.
  2. Make your subject line specific and informative (not "hi" or "Greetings, you who are highly favored!").
  3. If you wish, you may address me as "Captain," my rank at Anglo-Catholic military camp.
  4. Please write in complete sentences or phrases or words or pixels.
  5. Angry death threats generally do not receive responses.
  6. Due to Mr. Sinden's schedule, he may not be able to respond to your email personally.
  7. Mr. Sinden tends to think he is busier than he actually is while typing in the third person.
  8. Gifts usually get my attention.